How do I get talked into these things?

No, really.. How do I manage to get talked into doing the one thing I cannot do? I'm the worst writer I know. Ok, I guess it doesn't help that all of my friends are writers and I'm the only one in the bunch who isn't. But, well, the evidence is all here....for many, many people to see.

So why am I here and writing? Or sorta writing.. Pseudo-writing.

Because I am a sucker, as one of my friends so quaintly puts it.